You don’t know how badly I want it to be you and me in the end
you were the worst thing that ever happened to me
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
cat fell inside a bag full of plastic balls
I snorted at this
as if I’m not putting it on my blog
that cat has the best ‘oh jesus what have I done’ expression ever
justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore
what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this
id continue mugging you in hopes of finding more
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken
boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything
i think i laughed a little too hard
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?