do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
ok but i can’t lie i really did think this was ariana when i just glanced at it
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine
Fox arrives at the decision to not eat his new friend.
remember that fic where sherlock raced through a crowd of people screaming at them to move and then ripped through a bonfire in order to bodily drag john out of it and then cupped his face and looked down at him like he was the most precious thing in the worl-
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does