[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
IM DEAD AS HELL
IF I DON’T REBLOG THIS ASSUME I’M DEAD
you can yell it’s bout be a real story from the start 😂😂😂😂
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this
I LITERALLY KNOW HIM HE’S MY FRIENDS BROTHER THIS 100% TRUE I REMEMBER IT HAPPENING
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
the trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.
i love pizza but every time i eat it i end up burning the roof of my mouth behind my front teeth and i think this really shows how the ones you love most hurt you the worst
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes