why do I care so much about people who don’t at all
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight